Dear Universe

It's only been December for a week. My house is clean, my holiday shopping is done, our health and financial plans have been re-evaluated and re-upped, and we have solidified plans to get the tree and decorations taken care of this weekend.

But, no, I haven't shaved.

Thank you for sending that razor in yesterday's mail--it was just the subtle reminder I needed. Did my husband put you up to it?